Unbutton the Mutton

Unbutton the Mutton

‘Unbutton the mutton’ is an Australian
phrase that refers to the act of showing ones penis. This act may be
accidental, perhaps because of revealing shorts or during gym locker
room tussles. It could be on purpose. Purposely unbuttoning the
mutton may occur during bathroom visits, before sex, and other similar
situations. One might also purposely unbutton the mutton when
flashing strangers in public venues.

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To unbutton the mutton every now and
then is a good thing. It pays to let the ‘family jewels’ out, and
allow them to enjoy fresh air. After all, underwear and pants can limit
blood circulation in the pelvic area. However, remember that context and location are
important. Unbuttoning the mutton in the privacy of one’s home is
fine. Unbuttoning the mutton in front of a consenting adult is great,
too. However, publicly displaying one’s penis or shoving it in front
of someone without their consent – as well as other similar
circumstances – are offensive.

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